Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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