I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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