I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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