Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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