Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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