There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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