did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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