sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Randomize
