This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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