It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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