so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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