I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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