i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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