is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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