That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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