i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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