let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
We need to rekindle our bromance
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
They have beer where we have blood.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
