i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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