Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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