Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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