everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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