Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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