New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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