what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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