coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Randomize
