Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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