What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
