theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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