a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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