Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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