I wish i was in the wii world.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I'm always down for nudity.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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