Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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