Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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