I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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