Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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