just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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