Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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