Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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