Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Rumble strips road head = magical
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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