I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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