Please, let me fuck your mom
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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