we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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