he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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