So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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