that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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