handjob tips. give me some.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you win again, gameday.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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