Your tits are I can't wait for
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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