Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
we're making bets on your personal life
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
