One girl and one boy is just not enough.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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