i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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