god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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