It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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