Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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