I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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