ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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