Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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