I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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